Andrea and Brian's Crazy Cross Over Anime

CH. 3: A REALLY WEIRD PARTY (oh, and we lose Brock, yea!)

           “Yusuke!” Keiko called out to him. 

           The sun was sinking low in the sky; a crimson glow spreading up from the horizon.  The trees swayed as the evening breezes began to blow lightly.  Keiko resisted the urge to wrap her arms around herself.  Man, was it cold!

           “Yusuke!” she called again.

           Someone came up behind her and dropped something warm around her shoulders.  “Here.” Came a gentle and familiar voice.

           She turned with a smile as she pulled the pinkish red jacket more firmly around her, “Thank you Kurama.”  He smiled back.

           “I’ll go speak to Yusuke, you stay here.” She ducked her head, both in acquiescence and appreciation.

           Kurama strolled casually up to Yusuke.  “Yusuke?”

           “Hm.” Yusuke was still unhappy about earlier.  And now he was worried too. Sure they had deserved it, but what if throwing those guys out made something bad happen? (yes, I know that is extremely simplistic writing, but this is Yusuke’s POV he doesn’t use words like ‘consequences’)

           “Don’t you think we should stop soon?”

           “Why?” Yusuke didn’t even look up; he just stared at the ground in front of him.

           Kurama laughed lightly, “Because I think even you would have trouble seeing the path in the dark.”

           “Wha- Oh!” Yusuke looked up at the setting sun, “Guess I kinda missed that.” He said sheepishly.

           Kurama grinned, “Yes.  But then, I can see why the ground was holding such a fascination for you.” He looked down at the well worn path.  An idiot couldn’t have found something to trip over here.

           “Shut up.” Yusuke said half heartedly.  He found it difficult to become truly angry at Kurama, even when the red headed boy was getting a laugh at his expense.  There was an understanding in his eyes that just made one feel at ease.

           “So are you going to stop?” Kurama asked, serious now.

           “Oh. Yeah.” Yusuke stopped moving.  He looked around.  “Think this place will work?”

           Kurama nodded, “Yes. That clearing should do nicely.” He indicated a small area to their right. 

           “Okay then, let’s go.”

 ***

          It didn’t take them long to set up camp, considering they had nothing with which to set it up.  It basically consisted of clearing the area of rocks and gathering wood for a fire.  Fortunately Brock, Misty and Ash were really good at doing this.  And Brock managed to snap out of it enough to be of some use.  With the help of Kurama (who had to gather the correct plants – you know, edible ones) Brock soon had a delicious smelling dinner cooking.

          “He cooks!” Botan exclaimed.

          “Mmm, so hungry.” Ash, Lan, and Takuya groaned in chorus, holding their stomachs.

          “Yeah.” Joey’s mouth began to water. 

          Brock looked up uneasily as the four boys closed in on him.  <Uh, oh> he looked down at the pot and made some quick calculations based on what he knew of Ash’s eating habits, he groaned <there’s no way this is gonna be enough> But it wasn’t as though he had another pot or anything.  He’d just have to make more later.

          Kurama, meanwhile, was updating the roll call.  <Let’s see, we’re all still here> he looked around <then there’s Ash, Misty, Brock, James, Lan, Takuya, TK, and Patamon> he smiled, at least TK and Patamon had the sense to be quiet most of the time, he liked them, <and Yugi, Tea, Joey and Kero.  Twenty.> They had started out with twenty two and Yusuke had thrown two people out, so they were doing alright.

          “Food’s done!” Brock called cheerfully.  Ash, Lan, Takuya, and Joey pounced.  Brock just stood back and watched in shock.  They were like animals!  He’d seen wild pokemon with better manners.

          Kero flew around like a crazed bee, “WHAT! No SWEETS!” he was his false form again (fortunately) and he was craving chocolate.

          “Here you go.” Takuya stuck an arm out behind him with a chocolate bar he had gotten from JP’s never ending stash.

          “Yummy! thank you thank you thank you!” Kero began chowing on the chocolate bar.

          “Um, guys, there are plates you know.” Brock informed them.  <Great now I’ll have to wash the pot before I can make more.>

          “Back off!” Shizeru and Tea began knocking boys out of the way.

          “Some guys have no manners!” Tea stated, hands on her hips.

          Shizeru crossed her arms and studied the group, “Some guys?” she arched a brow. Tea shrugged.

          Brock looked at them gratefully and rescued his pot, ladling stew into every kind of dish he could find.  Then he took the pot to the stream and began preparations for another batch.

          Eventually everyone got to eat and they all sat down to think about their plight (well, most of them anyway.  You can’t really expect Joey, Kuwabara, and James to think, can you?  And Ash, Takuya, and Yusuke weren’t doing so hot either.)

          It was at this moment that someone jerked Yusuke back into the bushes, causing him to land on his head.

          “Ow! Hey, what’s the big id-”

          “Shh!” A hand clapped over his mouth.  “Be quiet Yusuke, they’ll hear you.”

          Yusuke pried the hand from his lips, “Oh, Botan.  Fancy meeting you here.”

          She rolled her eyes, “He’s here.”

          “Huh? Who’s here.” Yusuke looked around in confusion, he didn’t see anyone.

          “Koenma!” She hissed.

          “WHAT!? The toddler? But how do you-”

          “Shh!”

          Yusuke looked around in confusion, “Well I don’t see-”

          “Hello Yusuke.”

          “Ahh!” Yusuke jumped, “Don’t DO THAT!”

          Koenma snickered, but then became serious.  “We have a problem Yusuke.  I don’t know how this happened, but you’ve got to find a way to get them all home before something terrible happens.”

          “Terrible, huh.” Yusuke didn’t sound convinced, “you mean like them making fun of your pacifier?”

          “This isn’t funny Yusuke, Koenma is being serious.”

          Yusuke snorted, “Whatever Botan.”

          “Yusuke, they could seriously upset the balance of our world.  Consider if they accidentally took one of you away with them, or even just a single stone. It could irreparably alter our future.  And what if they stayed and had children or something.  Why whole cities’ destinies could be changed.  They could-”

          “Alright, I get the point!” Yusuke yelled.  “I’ll handle it.” He turned away and Botan cast an apologetic glance back at Koenma before following.

          “Oh,” Koenma fretted, “I hope he figures out something soon.  Otherwise… my father’s gonna kill me!”

           Yusuke had his hands in his pockets.  Botan had only given him a little tug, how had he ended up so far from the camp sight? He thought about what Koenma had said, “Huh, like anything’s gonna happen.” He reached the little clearing and stopped wide-eyed. 

           They were having a… party?

           That’s sure what it looked like anyway.  Now he could hear the music playing quite loudly.  It was Mambo # 5 by Lou Bega.

A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side

A little bit of Rita is all I need, a little bit of Tina is what I see

 

          “What are they doing?” he asked incredulously, watching them dance.

          “Hm, more importantly, where’d they get the CD player?” Botan asked, coming up beside him.

 

A little bit of Sandra in the sun, a little bit of Mary all night long

A little bit of Jessica here I am, a little bit of you makes me your man

 

          “It just showed up.” Kurama stated, appearing beside her. (Hey, it’s a randomness fic remember?  Just ‘cuz it’s a really organized one).  He studied her thoughtfully, “Dance with me Botan.” He grabbed her hand and pulled her out into the clearing.  (and no I’m not into K+B, but it fit the moment.  I mean, who else was gonna ask her?  Not Hiei! Although… this is a randomness fic, hmmm *evil thoughts*)

 

And jump and down go and move it all around

Shake your head to the sound, put your hand on the ground

Take one step left and one step right

One to the front and one to the side

Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice

And if it looks like this, then you are doing it right

 

          Yusuke just continued to stare: Kuwabara was dancing (or trying to dance, he really wasn’t very good) with Yukina; Tea was dancing with Yami (I guess dancing near Yami would be a better description, ‘cuz he weren’t dancin’); Ash and Misty were kinda standing next to each other and shuffling their feet, their faces bright red (ah, young love!); Joey was chasing after Kero, who had somehow managed to get Puu and Patamon to help him, and all three were now darting behind trees and rocks, popping up now and then, looking for all the world like an insane arcade game; Takuya and TK were just staring; Hiei and Shizeru looked bored, but Shizeru was kind of eyeing Yami; and Brock… was hitting on Keiko.

           Wait!  Brock was hitting on Keiko! 

           Uh, oh.

           Yusuke took all this in.  Then his eyes flew back to Keiko.  “Hey! What do you think you’re doing?” He yelled furiously.

 

I do all for fall in love with a girl like you,

         

          Brock was holding Keiko’s hands in both of his own, gushing on and on about how beautiful she was.  Keiko looked seriously uncomfortable, but couldn’t find anyone to help her.

 

Because you can't run and you can't hide

You and me gonna touch the sky

 

          Yusuke stomped over to Brock and grabbed his shoulder really hard. “Hey!  Get your hands OFF her!”

 

And jump and down go and move it all around

Shake your head to the sound, put your hand on the ground

 

           “What?” Brock was very confused, “but I was just-”

           “I SAID LET GO OF HER YOU MORON!” Brock dropped Keiko’s hands (Which was very lucky for Keiko as you’ll soon see) with a start as Yusuke picked him up off the ground.

 

Take one step left and one step right

One to the front and one to the side

Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice

And if it looks like this, then you are doing it right

 

            Yusuke glowered at Brock for a moment and then he socked him.  And then… he kicked him.

           Drop kicked him to be exact, and (you guessed it) Brock flew right out of the fic. (and probably landed somewhere next Tuesday).

           Kurama sighed, “Three down.  That leaves 19.”

           “And he says he doesn’t like her like that.” Botan giggled.

           The music stopped just as Brock’s scream faded away.

           “Oh, no.  Brock!” Misty felt guilty now; after all, she’d kind of been wishing someone would get rid of him all day so she wouldn’t have to take care of him anymore.

           “Team Rocket usually has that part.” Ash said, not the least disturbed. (A little uncharacteristic, but the red head had said that he would just be returned to their own universe, and he really wanted some time alone with Misty.)

           “Aww, I wanted more stew.” Lan’s face fell and Megaman laughed at him.

           “Do you ever think of anything besides food?” He asked.

           “I think about net battles.” Lan defended.  Megaman just laughed harder.

           “Wait! Does this mean no more stew!?” Takuya cried out, finally processing what Lan had said.

          “NO MORE STEW!” Joey jerked his attention away from the three creatures hiding from him, “I might starve!”

           “You will not starve.” Tea snapped at him.

           The two glared at each other.  Each growling.

           “Um, Joey, Tea.” Little Yugi had resurfaced (‘cuz Yami just didn’t know what to do – they were Yugi’s weird friends after all).  “Maybe you guys should just-”

           “Stay out of this Yugi.” Tea warned.

           “Yeah, I can take her Yug.”

           This got Kuwabara’s attention, “You’re not gonna hit a girl are you!?”

           Joey just kept staring at Tea angrily, “Nope.  I’m just gonna hit Tea.”

           “Why you!  You loud mouthed, over bearing – I have had just about enough of you!”

           “Ya wanna piece a me!”

           “Guys! Really!” Yugi was a little worried.  He considered stepping between them, but then thought better of it.

           “Isn’t someone going to stop them?” Yukina asked softly.

           “You want to give it a try sweetheart?” Mai asked her (Mai?  Wait, she’s not in my cast is she?  *Author flips hurriedly through pages.*  No.  Hmm?   How did she get here?)

           “Mai!” Joey recognized her voice and blushed, turning his attention away from Tea for a fraction of a second.  In that moment she pounced.

           *WHAM*

           Joey lay on the ground, twitching spastically. @__@

           “What the?”

           Tea cheerfully hid her mallet behind her back once again.

           “Oh Joey,” Mai groaned, covering her face with a hand, “I just can’t watch.”

           “Hey, who are you?” Keiko asked.

           “I’m Mai Valentine, female duelist extraordinaire.”

           “Ooooh, no.” Botan said firmly, “Not another one, uh uh.  I already got chewed out by Koenma.”  She came up beside Mai and grabbed her by the arm.  “I’m sorry, but you’ll have to go now.” She said cheerfully, shoving Mai out of the fic.  “Bye-bye now.”

           “What, hey!” Mai’s voice trailed off as she was transported back to her own universe.

           Botan dusted off her hands in satisfaction.  Everyone was staring at her.

           “What?” She asked innocently.

           Kurama sighed, “Well, now that that’s over… On with the party!”

           Yami returned and drug Joey off the makeshift dance floor, leaving him near the place he had dropped James earlier that evening (honestly, he couldn’t very well have fought over stew while still holding James now could he?) while someone pulled out a CD.  The Macarena started playing.

 

When I dance they call me Macarena

And the boys they say que soi buena (?)

They all want me, they can't have me

So they all come and dance beside me

Move with me, jam with me

And if you're good I'll take you home with me

 

          Soon everyone was dancing that dance we all know so well (I always hated that dance, but I had the cutest shirt that had Mickey Mouse dancing the Macarena *I think it was entitled ‘Do the Micarena’* oh, I’m rambling, sorry)

 

Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa darle alegria y cosa buena

Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena

Eeeeeh, Macarena - ay

 

Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena...

 

          It was at this point that Kuwabara got an extremely evil (and possibly suicidal) idea.  He came up beside Kurama and whispered something in his ear.  Kurama grinned and nodded.  This was going to be fun!

 

Now, don't you worry 'bout my boyfriend

The boy whose name is Vittorino

Ha, I don't want him, couldn't stand him

He was no good so I ... (giggle)

Now come on, what was I supposed to do

He was out of town, and his two friends were soooooo fine

 

          Kurama and Kuwabara snuck up behind Hiei and Shizeru.  Kurama held up a hand, counting off on his fingers.  One, two, three!  They pounced on the unsuspecting duo, pushing them out into the center of the clearing.

 

Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena ...  The chorus continued

 

            Hiei and Shizeru just stood there in total shock.  <Who dared push me?> Hiei thought angrily <I’ll kill the fool> He turned to see Kurama laughing at him <or maybe not> he amended.  It didn’t seem wise to risk his life over such a small offense.  But trust me, had it been anyone else (except maybe Yusuke or Yukina) they’d have been lying on the floor in two pieces by that time.

 

(I am not trying to seduce you)

 

Ma-, Ma-, Ma-, Ma-, Ma-, Ma-, Macarena...

 

          Kuwabara, fortunately, was off to complete the rest of the plan and so Hiei didn’t see him (‘cuz if you think Hiei would have hesitated to kill the orange haired boy you’re crazy)

 

Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena ... the chorus played through twice.

 

          Kuwabara grabbed Yami from behind and pulled him toward Shizeru – he had seen his sister watching him and even if the guy was creepy it would be worth it to see his sister’s reaction.

 

Come and find me, my name is Macarena

I'm always at the party 'cause I think it's cosa buena (?)

Come join me, dance with me

And all you fellas tag along with me

           

            Kurama meanwhile found Yukina and pulled her toward Hiei.  Hiei would probably kill him for this later.

           The two men met in the middle towing the dance partners they had chosen for their victims.

           Kurama pushed Yukina gently towards Hiei, and gave the fire demon a less polite nudge.  “Dance.” He commanded.  The siblings just stared at him.  “You know,” he explained, “move your feet.”

         

Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena ...

   

            They had moved into the last part of the song; you know, where the chorus plays five billion times.

            Hiei glared at Kurama, “I know what dancing is you fool.”

            Kurama raised a brow at him.  “Then dance.”

 

Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena

Eeeeeh, Macarena - ay

 

           Hiei was going to refuse, but he caught a glance of Yukina’s expectant face and sighed.  “I’ll get you for this Kurama.” He muttered inaudibly as he began to dance.

           Kurama grinned.  He had heard of course, he was a fox after all.

           Yukina smiled in shy pleasure as the normally sullen Hiei danced with her.  But something in the back of her mind wondered why he was doing this.  She had expected him to just walk away.

 

Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa darle alegria y cosa buena

 

           Meanwhile, Kuwabara (who was not especially pleased with Kurama’s choice for Hiei’s dance partner) was trying to think of a way to get his sister to dance with Yami without having to stand any closer to Yami, and without his sister killing him.  Fortunately, Shizeru handled that herself.

           “You wanna dance?” She asked bluntly.

           Yami blinked at her, “Um.  I suppose.” He said uneasily.  Dancing had been something he had watched back in Egypt – not something he participated in.  And Yugi had never been much for dancing either.  He glanced back at Tea who was gaping in disbelief (yeah, she’s not too happy – but she’s too shocked to move).

 

Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena

Eeeeeh, Macarena - ay

 

          Shizeru followed his gaze and grabbed his hand, “Good.”

 

Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa darle alegria y cosa buena

Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena

Eeeeeh, Macarena – ay (3x)

 

          Now, for any of you who don’t think these characters would look really funny dancing the Macarena… close your eyes and picture Hiei doing those arm movements.  Now Yami.

           See what I mean!?  It’s crazy!

           But hey, I told you this was a crazy cross-over anime fic, didn’t I?  So you were properly warned ^__^

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I liked this one ^_^

Me too ^_^

Stupid Brock.

-.-

WHAT?!

You know, I think you and Hiei would get along really well.