Disclaimer:
We do not own The Legend of Zelda, Mario and his related games, Pod
Racer, or any other game reviewed or mentioned here, or any of the
characters in those games. They
belong to
Nintendo (or any other game company that may have created them).
However
(knew
that was coming didn’t you?) we
do own any new characters found in fanfiction, and any original drawings.
(Hmm… No comment from David? Weird.)
Andrea
looks around for David and notices the sign for this section has been
vandalized! Hey!
What?
Ha ha ha! I, Wario, have taken over the Nintendo section of this site and no one can stop me!!!
WARIO!!!
Well,
maybe one person.
Get
off my site!
I don’t recall inviting you here.
I
won’t go!
This is MY section now!
IkidnappedDavid.
I kidnapped David, and you can only have him back if I get to run this section.
You
kidnapped my bratty 15 year old brother and you think that’s gonna make me
give you control of this section? You
can keep him.
Aren’t
you forgetting something?
Andrea
thinks real hard Uh oh, careful Ange, you’ll
hurt yourself.
Andrea sends death glare toward Brian.
David is the site’s technical director. It won’t run without him.
Oh!
Ah! *GROWL* Okay, Fine
throws up hands in defeat then crosses arms angrily
I
give up! You
can have this section, but I reserve veto power!
And I get input.
Fine.
Bwa ha ha!
Hey,
that’s my evil laugh!
Get your own.
Yah ha ha ha!
Better
Now I control this section!
Yeah,
whatever, now give David back.
Wario
opens a door and David stumbles out.
Wha???
I
just saved you from Wario, so you better be nice to me in this section!
Erm,
I said okay, yeah, sure.
Ha
Ha Ha!!!
SHUT UP!
*Well, if you've been here before you will notice that the Nintendo section has been significantly pared down. Originally this was supposed to be my brothers' section. But they weren't doing anything with it so... These are the things I (being Andrea) care about.*