Andrea and Brian's Crazy Cross Over Anime

CH. 1: “It’s Evolving!”

           Much later in another world (the world of Yusuke) …

           “Hey guys, slow down please!” Keiko called from her place at the back of the group.

           “Come on boys, not everyone enjoys pain!” Botan snapped.

           “They won’t listen, why bother?” Shizeru calmly passed them up.

           “Easy for you to say speedy.” Botan grumbled quietly.

           A loud noise sounded from the front of the group.  The three girls in the back looked up, startled.

           “Oh, my, Kazuma!” Yukina clapped her hands over her mouth with worry.  Kuwabara lay on the ground, his arms and legs oddly bent, occasionally twitching.  His head had three large bumps on it. 

           Shizeru returned, dusting her hands together with obvious satisfaction, “That should get them to stop for a while.”

           “I wish you wouldn’t do that.”  Keiko said softly.  Shizeru ignored her.

           “Hey!” Yusuke stormed back.  “What was that all about Shizeru!?” He demanded.

           Shizeru stood nonchalantly with her hands in her pockets.  She tossed her hair, “We needed a rest, and you didn’t seem inclined to stop.  So I motivated you.”

           “Why you -” Yusuke clenched his right fist, then forced himself to relax.

           “It’s alright.” Kurama said calmly, “See, he’s already back to normal.”  He indicated Kuwabara who was happily being treated by Yukina.

           “I guess.” Yusuke shrugged, “But you better not do it again.” He warned Shizeru, “Like your brother isn’t enough trouble without you beating him up.”

           “If you’re through,” Hiei said coldly, “we should be moving on.”

           “Oh, but I really hoped-” Keiko started then looked away.  Yusuke noticed.  He shoved his hands in his pockets, and closed his eyes, turning his head away from the others casually.

           “Nah, I think we’ll just stay here for awhile.  I could use the rest.”

           “Yeah!”  Botan jumped around happily, “Now that’s the Yusuke I love!”

           Yusuke opened one eye just a bit, staring at her with a narrowed gaze.  “You’re pretty energetic for someone who’s supposed to be tired.”

           “Ahhaha.  Just kidding.”  Botan threw herself to the ground with exaggerated weariness.

           “Riiight.”  Yusuke turned away again, watching Keiko unobtrusively.  Maybe he had pushed her too hard today.  She was just a girl after all, even if she was pretty tough.  

           For a few minutes everyone was miraculously quiet, each resting or thinking about the journey that lay ahead.  Yusuke was just starting to enjoy the quiet when it was shattered.

           “Hey, uh, guys, is anyone else worried by that?” Kuwabara asked.

           “About what, moron?” Hiei snapped.  Kuwabara pointed to Puu and everyone stared.  The creature was glowing.

           “Um, are Spirit Beasts supposed to do that?” Yukina asked softly. 

           And that’s when things got weird…

           Out of nowhere Takuya Kanbara of Digimon popped up.  “Did someone say Beast Spirit?  Why is everyone always bringing that up?  So I got a little crazy -”

           “He said spirit beast not Beast Spirit, boy.” Hiei glared unhappily at the intruder.

           “Oh.”  Takuya laughed nervously - that guy looked weird, “Hey, what’s it doing?”

           “Could it be… the program advance?” Higsby said in awe.

           “Must – learn – program – advance” Lan mumbled haltingly, moving his arm around in strange ways.

           “Uh, why’s he doing that?” Kuwabara asked Kurama.  Kurama shrugged.

           “It’s clearly preparing to evolve.” Professor Elm said.

           “Did someone say digivolve?” TK asked, also appearing from no where.  “Patamon, digivolve to-“

           “Not digivolve my young fellow, a pokemon evolution.” Professor Oak pointed out kindly. (Also appearing from – well, you got the drill). 

           “What’s a pokemon?”

           “Pokemon is short for pocket monster.” Tracey explained.

           “Ronster, rhere?” Scooby asked in terror.

           “What is HE doing here?  No dogs.”  Someone pushed Scooby out of the fic. And they accidentally lost Tracey too L

           “Did someone say Duel Monsters?  All right!” Joey whooped and jumped in the air.

           “Duel monsters?  I challenge you to a duel.” Yami pointed at TK and Patamon, who pulled back, a little afraid.   

            “Uh, no thanks.”

           “Excuse me!” Yusuke yelled, “I don’t know who all of you are, but Puu is my spirit beast -”

           “There they go with the beast spirit thing again, why can’t anyone just let that go?” Takuya interrupted.

Yusuke glared at him before continuing, “and I’ll decide what he is and is not doing.  And I say he’s not a pokemon, and he’s not evolving, so back off!”  Everyone stepped back (except Yusuke’s crew of course).

           Tea looked around uncertainly, “Um, who are all you people anyway?”

           “Isn’t it obvious?” Kurama asked, “they are all characters from different cartoons.  Or should I say, we are all characters from different cartoons.”

           “Car- what? I’m confused.” Joey scratched his head, “I thought we were going to duel.”

           “I want to go home!” James wailed.

           “These two make Kuwabara look intelligent.” Hiei muttered.

           “Um guys,” Keiko cut in, “Puu’s stopped glowing.” Everyone turned to look (even though most weren’t exactly sure what a ‘Puu’ was).  Puu looked exactly the same as before he started glowing.

           “He doesn’t look any different.” Botan said.

           “So I guess he wasn’t evolving after all.” Yukina ventured uncertainly.

           “Of course not.” Hiei sniffed.

           “Maybe it was a false alarm.” Brock said.

           “So he might evolve later!”  Ash was excited.

            “I TOLD YOU!  He’s not a pokemon, he’s not evolving!” Yusuke snapped.

            Everyone sweat dropped.

           “Right, so uh, now what?” Lan asked, finally looking up from his PET.

           A small yellow stuffed bear started flying around, “Yeah, I mean, that beast thing stopped glowing – good for you - but WE’RE STILL STUCK HERE!!!”

           “What are you?” Joey began poking at the bear.

           The bear flew high to avoid Joey’s fingers and scowled down at him, “I happen to be the guardian beast of the seal, Keroberos.”  He said haughtily.

           “Kero what?” Joey crossed his arms, “You look like a dumb stuffed animal to me.”

           “Why you!” Kero dove at him, ready to become his true form.

           Yusuke put his hands into his hair, clenching his fingers, “Argh!  Everyone just SHUT UP!” Everyone stopped and stared at him.

           “That young man has serious anger management issues.” Professor Oak said quietly.  Higsby nodded silent agreement.  Yusuke just glared at them both.

           “Now, what are we going to do with all of you?”

           “Clearly they’ll have to come with us,” Kurama stated, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.  “After all, we cannot leave them alone in our world.”

           “Who knows what they might do to themselves.” Botan put in.

           “Or to our world.” Kurama finished.

           Hiei grunted, “Especially those fools.”  He glared at James and Joey.

           “Hey, you wanna piece of me?” Joey clenched a fist.

           “Um, Joey, I don’t think that’s” Yugi began (yes, he is inexplicably Yugi now not Yami – but he really was Yami earlier- He’s gonna be doing that a lot. Poor little guy’s gonna be real tired soon.)

           “Don’t tempt me boy,” Hiei fingered his sword drawing Joey’s attention to it for the first time.

           “Aiee!” Joey pulled back, “Where’d he get dat ting?”

           Kurama chuckled, “Don’t mind Hiei.  He’s just tense.”

           “I’ll say.” Kuwabara agreed.  Hiei moved towards him threateningly, “Hey!  Back off shorty!”

           “KNOCK IT OFF!”  Yusuke’s yell was as effective as jumping between them.  “We gotta get going!”

           “He sure yells a lot.” Takuya said.

           Ash elbowed Misty, “Kinda like you Misty.”

           “ASH KETCHUM, I DO NOT YELL!!!”

           Ash pulled back, “Could’ve fooled me.” He muttered.  Misty bonked Ash on the head and he fell to the ground in a sitting position, rubbing his head.  “Gosh, I was just kidding.”

           “If we’re going we’d better go now or we may never leave.” Yugi said.

           “My point exactly,” Yusuke nodded, “let’s move.”

           “Wait!” Professor Oak called out.  Yusuke (who had been in the middle of a very large step) fell to the ground.

           “Grr,” Yusuke growled jumping up in Professor Oak’s face, “Now what Old Man!?”

           Professor Oak was completely unfazed, “I thought it might be best to take a head count before we begin. After all, we are in unfamiliar territory, someone might get lost.”

           “Excellent idea,” Higsby chimed in, “we can’t afford to lose anyone.  It could irreparably damage this universe."

           “That’s bad right?” Yusuke asked Kurama, Kurama nodded.

           Not to be outdone, Professor Elm decided to add his own idea to the plan, “A head count is good, but I personally think it would be far better to create a list of names – a roll call as it were – to facilitate the”

           “Arghh!” Professor Elm was thrown from the fiction by a very irritated Joey, “Speak English!”

           There was a pause.

           “Is that going to be okay?” Yusuke asked Kurama.

           “Oh yes,” Kurama assured him, “when he was thrown out of the fiction he automatically reappeared in his own world.”

           “Okay.” 

           “Well, now we’ve lost Professor Elm.” Ash said wearily.

“That’s okay,” said Lan, “Between him, that guy,” he pointed to Professor Oak, “And Higsby here, we had too many professors anyway.”

“How many times must I tell you Lan, I’m not a professor anymore.” Higsby said. Lan just shrugged.

            “Still,” Kurama said, bringing the conversation back to its original point (that’s Kurama for you J ), “his point was a valid one.  It does us little good to know someone is missing if we cannot figure out who it is.  I’ll begin the list.”  Kurama pointed to each person as he named them, “Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, Botan, Keiko, Shizeru, Puu, and myself.  That’s eight.  Now you.” He pointed to Professor Oak.

           “Alright, Ash, Misty, Brock, James, and myself.  So five, since Professor Elm seems to be gone from this universe entirely.”

           “Hey,” Ash reviewed the list in his head then looked around frantically, “where’s Pikachu!?  Pikachu!”

           “He’s not here Ash,” Misty said, “he must still be in our world.”

           “I’m sure he’s fine Ash.” Professor Oak assured him.

           “So that’s thirteen,” Kurama said with a nod, “Now you.” He pointed to Yugi, who was once again Yami.

           “Alright, Joey, Tea, and myself.  – that’s three.”

           “Higsby and I make two more, plus Megaman, but he’s in my PET so I guess he doesn’t count.” Lan stated without need of direction.

           “Then us- me and Patamon.” TK piped up.

           “And me all by myself.” Takuya said brightly.

           “Then there’s the loud mouth stuffed bear, so that’s nine in this set, not counting the one in the pet.” Yusuke said the letters as a word.

           “P – E – T.” Lan told him.

           “Whatever.”

           Kuwabara was counting on his fingers, “So thirteen and nine.  That’s twenty right?”

           “Nice try hot shot.” Yusuke said.

           “It’s twenty two.” Keiko said kindly.

           “Oh, uh – I knew that.” Kuwabara rubbed the back of his head.

           Yusuke rolled his eyes, “So can we go now?” He looked at Professor Oak.

           “Of course young man, lead on.”

           “Twenty two,” Yusuke muttered as he led the way, “This is worse than a class trip.  How am I gonna keep track of this many people…”

           The others began walking (smart, ‘cuz in Yusuke’s present state he weren’t waitin’ for nobody), but Brock just stood there (staring at all the hot girls walking past him.)

           Misty began speaking, “So Brock,” she suddenly noticed he was no longer beside her and Ash, “Brock?” she looked behind her and rolled her eyes in disgust, “Oh brother.”  Walking briskly back she grabbed him by the ear and started dragging him after the others, “Come on Romeo.”

           “Ow, hey that hurts!” Brock howled. But no one noticed, because he was overshadowed by a different howl.

           “Jesse!  Jesse, where’s Jesse?”  James was looking around frantically.

           “She’s not here!”  Misty yelled back at him, “Didn’t you notice that when we were naming off?”

           James’ lip started quivering, he sank to the ground trembling and he began to whimper, “I can’t go without Jesse.”

           Misty groaned, “Oh no, now I have to deal with two nutcases.” She went back and pulled James to his feet, pushing him forward with one hand as she continued to drag Brock along behind her with the other, “I never thought I’d say this, but I wish Jesse was here!”

           After James’ outburst everyone was pretty happy to have peace and quiet for a while.  But then Tea thought of something. (dumb Tea, she bugs me sometimes!)   

           “Um, where exactly are we headed anyway?” She asked Kurama, simply because he seemed like the sanest member of the YYH crew.

           Kurama kept walking, but looked sideways at her, “Well, obviously we have to get you all back to your own worlds.  But first we have to complete this mission.”

           “And what mission is that?” She had a bad feeling about this.

           “We have to stop a gang of ruthless demons from destroying a sacred forest.”

           Tea backed away, “D-d-demons.”

           Kurama stopped and turned to face her, “Yes, don’t be alarmed, it’s nothing really.”

           “Maybe for you.” She muttered, beginning to walk again, “I don’t think I like demons.”    

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WHAT! No KOJI! Awwwww :(

No Koji.  But LOTS of KURAMA ^_^

James is stupid.