Zelda: TP - Gamecube vs. the Wii
Round 2 continued...
"It's the most basic sword move of the game! Against an inanimate object! How can it be this difficult?!"
Frustrated the Wii-bie slashes hard at the scarecrow and the Wii-mote flies from his sweaty fingers hitting the image of the scarecrow on the screen so hard that the screen cracks. The scarecrow remains unharmed and the children launch into their annoying dialogue once again.
"I still didn't get him!?!"
"It uh... looks like you need another new TV."
The Wii-bie throws the coach a murderous glare and he cowers, pulling up the neck hole of the vest. "Please don't hurt me!"
"Stupid game... I oughtta smash that wii-mote to smithereens...." And the Wii-bie is off to the electronics store once again ^_^
I wonder how many people have had to replace their TVs already?
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And now... some blatant Wii supporting propaganda to make up for all our teasing ^_^
----- We support the Wii!!! ------
I hear that people are already suing Nintendo because the Wii-mote is "dangerous". Apparently if you let go of it mid swing (brace yourself, are you ready for a shock?) it goes flying across the room! *gasp* *shock* *hand to heart* Imagine that. If you let go of something that you are essentially throwing it is thrown! I never would have guessed! A note to those who may be tempted to defend that perhaps they did not mean to let go of the wii-mote, but sweaty fingers lost their grip... if you're palms are sweaty wipe them off genius! You can't sue Nintendo because you sweat. Well... actually, apparently you can, but that just goes to show you how stupid life is now-a-days...
And as a final note - the coolest tagline ever that my brother stumbled across in the Gamefaqs forums. "You want a Revolution, but Wii will take over the world."