Zelda: TP - Gamecube vs. the Wii
Round 1 continued...
"You’re serious?"
"YES! Do you wanna beat this guy or not? – you’re losing health you know."
"I am!?" the Wii-bie swings wii-mote around to look at the screen and accidentally falls off horse, "Awww!!!" Gets back on the horse and resumes attempt to fire bow successfully.
"Okay, now: grab your arrow and then notch it in the invisible… errr… the air slot and pull back."
-_-u "I feel like an idiot…"
"Now, do you hear it pulling taut? Good, now release…"
"Nothing happened."
"Were you pressing ‘A’ when you pulled the arrow out of the quiver?"
"Yes."
"You can’t do that!"
"But you just told me to."
"No, no! You must press ‘A’ as you grab the arrow."
"Still didn’t work."
"You have to release the ‘A’ button as you hear the twang."
"This is awfully complicated. I thought this was supposed to be ‘natural’ and ‘simple’"
"It is – if you’re a natural." Wii-bie throws instructor a murderous glare, but gives it another shot.
-_- "It didn’t hit the boss."
"Hmmm… did you point the remote at him?"
"Yes!"
"Maybe you didn’t give it enough power. Try again." The Wii-bie is now muttering nasty things under his breath, but he tries to be a good sport and notches another arrow. This time he aims carefully, but he somehow overshoots. The arrow hits a mirror, ricochets, and hits Link.
"Hey! I just lost health. I shouldn’t be able to hurt myself!"
"It is a more realistic game…"
"This is dumb."