The stuff you'll find here was cute, and was a major part of the flavor of the site originally. But my brothers never actually did much for the site, and there just wasn't room for it anymore. However, it was funny, so I decided to put it in the archives. Along with the warning that used to be displayed on the main page. These really do explain some important things about the site, and why it is the way it is.
Staff Chatter 1 (anime section)
Staff Chatter 2 (Nintendo section)